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上海现形记 Part 70

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老白薯：你笑么？家家如此！
Mr. Potato Head: What are you laughing at? All families are like this!

The End

But Peng Di's three heroes will be back next week with more exciting adventures.

上海现形记 Part 69

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老夫子：想不到我们这次去上海真做了一翻惊人的事。
The Professor: I didn't think that when we went to Shanghai such amazing things would happen.

阿摩林：岂但惊人连狗都惊住了！
Suckah: Not only just amazed people but amazed dogs too!*

老白薯：这一来我们的老婆子都得怕我们了。
Mr. Potato Head: Because of this our wives will have to show us some respect.

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老婆子们：你们上哪去了？
The Wives: Where did you go?

老白薯等：我们到上海去做了一翻惊人的事业啊！
Mr. Potato Head etc...: We went to Shanghai andd accomplished some amazing things!

* Apparently dogs were hard to amaze in Shanghai.



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老白薯等：我们发了财了。这里是你们的财产，银行的存款也在里面。
Mr. Potato Head etc...: We made a fortune. There is a fortune in here for you, and the bank deposit books are in them too!

老婆子们：是吗？你们真是了不得呀，给我们看看呀！
The Wives: Really? You are really great! Let us see!

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老婆子们：谁稀奇你们的财产呀！你们说都不说一声就走呀！王八蛋！
The Wives: Who cares about your fortune! You didn't say anything, just left! Bastards!

上海现形记 Part 68

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警察：一个一个的进去，不要忙。
Police Man: One at a time can come in. No need to crowd.

记者：鄙人是新闻记者，奉命拜访三位大艺术家。
Reporter: Your humble news reporter here, I was instructed to call on three great artists.

女影迷：希望你们为我签个名作为永久的留念吧
Female Film Fan: I hope you will give me an autograph to keep as a souvenir forever.



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老夫子，老白薯，阿摩林：再见！再见！再见！
The Professor, Mr. Potato Head and Suckah: Goodbye!

上海现形记 Part 67

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导演：嗨！真糟糕！真糟糕！
Director: Aw, that really sucks!

老夫子：导演老叫跑快谁受得了呀！
The Professor: The director always says,"run faster," who can stand that!

阿摩林：谁叫你编这剧呢！
Suckah: Who told you to write this script!

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胡来电影公司出口
Here Comes Trouble Film Company Presents

老白薯 阿摩林 老夫子 首次合作
Mr. Potato Head, Suckah and The Professor's Premiere Collaboration

马裂鬃红
The Red Maned Broken Horse

伟大悲剧
A Great Tragedy

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真伟大呀 观众的泪流到外场的时候竟没了足_!*
Really Great! When the audiences tears flooded from the theater it was so deep we couldn't see our feet!

I don't know what the last character here is.

上海现形记 Part 66

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导演：慢慢的
Director: Slower

阿摩林：使劲呀
Suckah: Give it all you've got!

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导演：跑快些，愈快愈好。
Director: Rub a little faster, the faster the better.

老白薯：快呀快呀
Mr. Potato Head: Faster, Faster!

马（阿摩林）太重呀！
Horse (Suckah): So Heavy!



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老白薯：别跑了，马断了。
Mr. Potato Head: Quit running, the horse has split.

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导演：跑那么快干什么？
Director: What were you running that fast for?

老夫子：不是你叫快跑吗？
The Professor: Didn't you say to run fast?

上海现形记 Part 65

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阿美：何日君再来
Amy: When shall you return?

导演：马走慢点
Director: Horse go slower.

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导演：跳高点呀！
Director: Jump higher!

老白薯：喂！ 跳高点
Mr. Potato Head: Hey! Jump higher.



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导演：好好。
Director: Good!

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导演：坏了坏了
Director: Crap!

上海现形记 Part 64

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老夫子：这一来我们可以好好作电影了！
The Professor: Finally we can get to work on the movie!

阿美的姨娘：等着我吧
Amy's Aunt: Wait for me!!

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阿美的姨娘：侬弗等着！！我的脚坏脱哉！
Amy's Aunt: You didn't wait for me!! My foot is freakin' broken!

阿美：呵拉，没听见了！
Amy: Sorry, I didn't hear you。

阿摩林：哈哈！！！！累坏了。
Suckah: Haha, must have hurt to keep up with us.



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电影公司老板：我很钦佩你们，现在你们为地方除了一个大害，本地政府非常嘉奖你们。
Film Company Boss: I really admire you. Now that you have taken care of this area's problem the government honors you.

老白薯：希望公司给三千。*
Mr. Potato Head: I would like the company to give me 3000 Yuan.

阿美姨娘：有我三千洋钿吗？
Amy's Aunt: Do you have my 3000 Yuan?

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老白薯：阿美做主角，我们决定演一个大悲剧吧
Mr. Potato Head: Amy can be the lead actor for our grand tragdy.

阿摩林：我赞成！
Suckah: I agree!

老夫子：我来编剧
The Professor: I will write the script.

阿美：你作男主角吧！
Amy: How about you be the leading man!

阿美姨娘：给我派个角吧！
Amy's Aunt: How about giving me a part!

上海现形记 Part 63

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警察1：还有几个？
Policeman 1: How many left?

警察2：还有四个。
Policeman 2: Still 4 left.

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阿美：大夫说我可以出院了，我先出院上公司等你们去吧！好好保重吧！
Amy: The doctor said I can leave. After I leave the hospital I will go to the company and wait for you to come. Take good care of yourselves!

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阿摩林：阿美，等我们一齐回去吧！
Suckah: Amy, Wait, how about we all go back together!

老白薯：大夫，再会再会！
Mr. Potato Head: Adios Doc!

上海现形记 Part 62

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警察：喂 某某桥有地雷爆发，快派人去快快！
Policeman: Hello...A bomb has exploded at blah blah bridge. Hurry up and send men. Hurry.

上海现形记 Part 61

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贼头：打死我，我叫你们都活不成！！！！哈哈哈！！！
The Boss: Kill me, I will kill you all!!!hahaha!!!!

阿摩林：快跑！
Suckah: Hurry Run!