Wo Bu Zhidao

发财还家 Make Your Fortune and Return Home (Part 5)

老白薯：碰死我哪！

Mr. Potato Head: Argh! You hit me!

发财还家 Make Your Fortune and Return Home (Part 4)

阿摩林：好，好他妈的个王八蛋！

Suckah: Enough you fucking bastard!

发财还家 Make Your Fortune and Return Home (Part 3)

老夫子：旧剧好还是新剧好？

The Professor: Is old opera or new opera better?

阿摩林：好，，，，好，，，

Suckah: Okay...okay...

老白薯：得了得了，别打别打，旧剧好旧剧好！

Mr. Potato Head:  Enough, Enough! Don't hit, don't hit! Old opera is better, old opera is better!

发财还家 Make Your Fortune and Return Home (Part 2)

老夫子：我说旧剧好你怎么样？

The Professor: I saythe old opera is good, and you?

阿摩林：我说新剧好你怎么样？

Suckah: I say the new Opera is good, and you?

老白薯：何必闹呢？有事实证明呀？

I this really necessary? What are the facts to prove this?

发财还家 Make Your Fortune and Return Home (Part 1)

阿摩林：我敢说新剧总是正当的出路。

Suckah: I dare say that the new style of opera came out just at the right time.

老夫子：我相信旧剧总是艺术的结晶。

The Professor: I believe that the old style of opera was the pinnacle of art.

老白薯： 争辩—事实有什么益处呢？*

Mr. Potato Head: What is the point of arguing about these things?

*I am not sure what the missing character is.